Mr. P rode the fine line of justice, being so powerful he crossed over into a world of crime and it was decided by the ruling mob boss that he was to be taken down- Along with his partner Sassy Sal they plotted for hours on how Mr. P would be put to rest. The menacing mob boss, studied maps; designing angles, looked at blogs that showed graphics of other mob plans and finally made a decision on the best operation for take down.
With the help of Sassy Sal and his trusty knife "Gouger Gan" Plan "Blackout" came to fruition. Mr. P unsuspectingly ran into Sassy Sal at a meade house in Pumpkinia and with a little coercion from "Gouger Gan" Mr. P was led out of the mead house and into a yellow Chevrolet bursting out with loud violin music so strong it was deafening to the ears. Sassy Sal and the menacing mob boss knew all about "sound warfare" and used it at every crime they committed. I guess you could say it was their calling card.
Mr. P, put on the hot seat, surrounded by ogling eyes was dis-embowled, given a new face and became a hollow shadow of himself; he was released on the instructions that he would go back to doing good for the community of Pumpkinia by lighting the pathway for hundreds of Pumpkinian children on October 31st and into November.
After his stint of path lighting Mr. P returned to his evil ways. The Menacing mob boss sensing the dirt and stench of such a man living uncontrolled in Pumpkinia made the decision that the large hollow pumpkin man had to be taken down for good.
Mr. P was found in the landfill weeks later shriveled, moldy green and decomposing. To this day, no other Pumpkinian knows who committed the crime.
The case was closed due to community disinterest in finding the killer.
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